floating in the city

outside my window

london swan accuses british waterways

There is a swan emergency going on according to this informant who blames British Waterways, and bad parenting by some humans.  Apparently a family of swans at the Car Mill Dam, St Helens are being forced to live in squalor, trapped in filth and rubbish, at the mercy of local yobs. But the worst thing is they constantly risk getting swept over the overthrow at the dam, and the RSPCA say they won't even bother to save them because it will just happen again. British Waterways refuse to install a safety barrier for the overflow. They say rubbish would get trapped and cause a flood danger. The swans agree rubbish could get trapped, but they point out it is British Waterway's responsibility to keep the waterways as clean as possible, including rubbish collection, so they have no excuse. The trouble is BW are so short of cash, swans are worried that they may soon be charged mooring fees.

Above: Rubbish collecting at St Pancreas lock, London. Just a small example of what swans and other wild life have to contend with while floating in the city.

• 50,000 fish were killed over night on 18th April this year due to a huge sewage spill by Severn Trent into the canal at Wolverhampton. Fish Legal, the legal wing of the Angling Trust is planning to sue. Conservationists are also worried about the impact on birds in the area, such as heron.

• British Waterways have been blaming London boat people for dumping their toilet waste into the cities waterways, but some people are saying if that is really true, it is because BW keep closing down waste disposal points.

interview with a bird

This representative of the local bird community came to visit. He is also the suspected flying dumper who has been bombing the 'floating in the city' HQ roof with his personal excrement. We discussed this and have come to an agreement. From now on boats in the area will not be hit. However all 4x4 SUV style tanks entering the area have now been put on the acceptable target list and will be splatted on sight. Not surprisingly SUV's look ugly from above, but apparently they make good targets being big and often stuck in traffic.